i refer to my ass as america

i refer to my ass as america because it shits out random stuff
by the man who will eat your cat January 29, 2022
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blowing air up my ass

Similar to the phrase "Blowing smoke up my ass" but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. This is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.
"Jim caught his wife with another man at McDonalds; they were holding hands and everything!"
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."
by wisemanoncesaid January 24, 2014
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Eat my Ass like dinner

When someone violently eat Ass that so bad it is gone like a stoner when it as taco bell.
You eat my Ass like dinner you hoe.
by dfihg;tr September 18, 2018
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Why does my ass hurt?

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.
Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies
by Thot_Slayer69420 February 20, 2020
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Piss out my ass!

Origins of this saying come from the late 2014s deep within the hearts of the Canadian metropolis cold Toronto. Founder of this very catchy curse phrase well known among his friends and a pillar to his communities and other communities, knew right away what he had done, putting those four words together started the beginning of a new era, A New World even. ... Thank you Dr Dylan ..
I salute you and the mighty Ocean unicorn. narwhals
by Noswal... Backwards son February 26, 2015
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my ass handed to me

It Means Geeting Beated Very Hard
Joe : I'll Beat the hell out of those assholes but if I do I'll get my ass handed to me
by Shady99 March 26, 2014
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