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Oklahoma, OklaUhoma, oklahomA

Oklahoma, OklaUhoma, oklahomA

by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025

Oklahoma Old-Fashioned

Engaging in sex during a tornado

My wife and I had ourselves an Oklahoma Old-Fashioned when that storm hit last month

by Hunter Bunter May 6, 2025

Oklahoma Gas Chamber

The act of opening a steaming hot shower door while someone else is in it, and farting in it, therefore magnifying the smell.

The wife was taking too long getting ready so I gave her an Oklahoma Gas Chamber

by Mexican Eggroll May 19, 2025

Oklahoma city cummer

When you kill 350 people including over 100 children while having sex

Timothy McVeiny gave me the Oklahoma City cummer last night.

by Timothy McVeiny July 30, 2023

Oklahoma quail breast

When a man takes 1 or 2 of his testicles and squeezes in extra skin of his scrotum under the balls creating an illusion of a quail breast.

Man 1: (turns around) “bro wtf put your sack away”
Man 2: that’s an Oklahoma quail breast.

by Dirty bastard September 3, 2023

Oklahoma Chunk Coke

Gassy fire cocaine that is only sold in Oklahoma. If u didnt know, oklahoma has the best coco in america and your buggin if you dont think so. Also the coke in oklahoma is way more chunky and feels 10x better than anywhere else cuz the chunks are huuge

Douglas: I hit that oklahoma chunk coke now im geekin

lil bobby: give me a hand job

by 00000OOO September 9, 2023

North Oklahoma Splashdown

When you dip your balls in a bowl of mushy Cheerios

"Damn dude, my balls are covered in mushy Cheerios."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."

by SigmaWarkentor April 23, 2024