going to oklahoma

In Oklahoma, it is legal to have sex with an unconscious persons mouth. This phrase is a subtle way to tell someone you want to roofie them and fuck their face.

Hey, we are going to Oklahoma, wanna come?

by Smallbrownbike March 1, 2017

Gotta go to Oklahoma

“Gotta go to Oklahoma” is when you are defecating on a guys chest along side of the road. You say “ i gotta go to Oklahoma” that way your friends would not sUspect you are a public poop freak.

Example: “This covid has me stressin out, i need to take a trip… Gotta go to Oklahoma”

by Scuba Stan May 6, 2022