Bored as fuck

A public call out asking to have sex on Social Media sites, most commonly done on FaceBook. The person posts that they are bored as fuck on the site and then waits for Inbox messages, post likes and comments to see who it reeled in and then they try to set up meeting to have sex with the person they desire most.
by Spelling Beotch November 25, 2015
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bored housewife

A woman who finds herself chained to the drudgery of her marital home and who is commonly easy pray to the lecherous advances of any passing lothario builder type who passes her way! She will (in her own mind) fasll head over heels for him when in reality she is just relishing the attention that her middle class professional husband is too tired to give her.
you know that bored housewife I'm working for, I reckon I'm in there.
by adequate-d March 20, 2011
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Fucking bored

Me right now, and maybe you considering you’re reading this.
Why are you reading this?
Go do something productive, like play a video game or prank your friend, or nearly murder your sibling or something.
(Highly suggest the last one.)
‘I’m fucking bored.’
‘Go murder your fucking sister you shit-ass bitch.’
by AnnieGirl66 December 29, 2019
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boring tuna

This term refers to a girl who is bad in bed.
John: Hey dude, how was fucking Janice?
Billy: Aw man, I got off, but she is a boring tuna.
by speach December 10, 2009
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bored shitless

Someone who has the time to either:

1. Determine how long is left in hours, minutes and seconds untill the strung out concert

2. Add a dictionary definition for the person mentioned in (1)
Brent Fox is bored shitless
by FarQue July 14, 2003
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bore whore

Someone who is so exruitiatingly boring that if they had one ounce of fun in their sad little lives they would be a whore for being so dumb. However, considering the fact that they are the epitome of utter boredom the name bore whore is better suited in this such case! Or more simply, a boring whore.
Kim Kardashian was a total bore whore when she dated Reggie Bush, didn't drink, didn't go out, and ruined all of Kourtney and Khloe's fun.
by rar3bliss December 26, 2010
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bore whore

Someone that is being extremely boring and attempts to make things funny when they turn out stupid sounding.
"Man, you know Ron?"
"Yeah"
"He totally became a bore whore when he started talking about homework."
by Metamorphisized December 19, 2005
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