When someone is so gay that calling them a faggot simply won't do. 1 Salad Cowboy - A super faggot who is not only a gay dick ridin' cowboy, but one who also enjoys giving a good salad toss.
by Irishpat666 September 23, 2016
Get the Salad Cowboymug. A suburbanite with delusions of being a wild-west frontiersman.
* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.
* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.
* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).
* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spends $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of anti-union wing nut libertarianism.
* probably believes prosperity theology
* easily grifted by companies like black rifle coffee
* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.
* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.
* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).
* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spends $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of anti-union wing nut libertarianism.
* probably believes prosperity theology
* easily grifted by companies like black rifle coffee
The suburban cowboy, Johnwaynus imitatus, is easily identified by its Reagan/Bush '84 trucker cap. Do not approach under any circumstance or it may attempt unsolicited discussion of gas prices or q anon.
by Chuck Shiesty August 3, 2022
Get the Suburban Cowboymug. Happy hour at a western bar or saloon that old cowboys frequent, to tell stories to everyone and no one.
My afternoon is going to be so much better if ole Rockne is down at Slopeside’s Cowboy Poetry drinking a bourbon!
by HelloBrisket April 27, 2021
Get the cowboy poetrymug. A rad gentleman that gets hot at a rodeo and loves the pool. Oof feisty Cowboys love pools… So why not just stay at the pool?
Has a boyfriend that he walks with every night 10 laps and talks about C$. Has an awesome mom that kicks ass with a great butt. Loves Bowling but is not very good, freaks out under pressure when he bets a beautiful woman and does not follow through on a bet(she makes him nervous because she is so beautiful, voluptuous, athletic and vibrant). He’s also a little scared of being beat up by her and losing at arm wrestling. Great at Handyman stuff and putting up with someone who talks a lot(especially a hot milf that is always right). Sometimes appreciates tic-tok shenanigans when beautiful busty friends forward them, but does not like poop pics. Needs to clean car. Great MF dad!!! Has one great song and it’s super cool but doesn’t really know the words. Draws cool ass stuff and has a slammin tongue ring that can reach to West Virginia.
Has a boyfriend that he walks with every night 10 laps and talks about C$. Has an awesome mom that kicks ass with a great butt. Loves Bowling but is not very good, freaks out under pressure when he bets a beautiful woman and does not follow through on a bet(she makes him nervous because she is so beautiful, voluptuous, athletic and vibrant). He’s also a little scared of being beat up by her and losing at arm wrestling. Great at Handyman stuff and putting up with someone who talks a lot(especially a hot milf that is always right). Sometimes appreciates tic-tok shenanigans when beautiful busty friends forward them, but does not like poop pics. Needs to clean car. Great MF dad!!! Has one great song and it’s super cool but doesn’t really know the words. Draws cool ass stuff and has a slammin tongue ring that can reach to West Virginia.
by C$milf June 12, 2023
Get the Feisty cowboymug. When you shit in between 2 fat rolls fold, it over tight and process to have sex with it while yelling squeal piggie.
by Ol boii November 28, 2020
Get the Cowboy carlmug. by bearvalleydb February 25, 2015
Get the cowboy underwearmug. A person from California who is conservative and gung - ho. A personality that contradicts the typical Californian
by plus-size albert May 23, 2021
Get the California Cowboymug.