cowboy vision

a condition affecting people in western rural areas or prehaps western schools like the university of wyoming. It results in the lack of any decent looking women so the men adjust their expecations to match the situation. Women ugly in california would be treated as goddeses in these areas.
John: Man jason thinks every girl in the state of flordia is hot.
Will: Its not his fault, he devoloped cowboy vision to cope with the women in wyoming/idaho.
John: Is there anyway to help him?
Will: No, after prolonged exposure to that situation cowboy vision is incurable.
by jack847 October 02, 2011
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Cornbread cowboi

A small town country feller down on his luck who seeks fun in local bars and loves to take big dumps at gas stations.
Man that volunteer firefighter loves to party and listen to old country music. Must be a cornbread cowboi
by Uncle Otis April 08, 2023
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Cowboy Magic

Gay sex. Preferably in the back of a pickup truck or any other masculine location.
"There's nothing I love more than some cowboy magic with my pals"
by Ghabm August 11, 2019
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The winking cowboy

When you cum on a girl as you say “it’s high noon baby” in a southern accent and do finger guns
This girl and I did the winking cowboy last night...didn’t sleep for weeks!
by 5zach_69 January 26, 2020
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English Cowboy

Eating a bacon sandwich , smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of stella whilst riding your fella
Wow, last night I rode that mofo like an English Cowboy
by Conmack26 March 09, 2023
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Cowboy Law

When you give a girl your hat and she wears it, she's automatically your girlfriend.

When you let a girl drive your truck or jeep, she's your girlfriend.

Cowboy Law.
I let her drive my truck. Cowboy Law.
by Cblaw June 07, 2018
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Spicy Cowboy

The act of a red bearded man in a Cowboy hat walks by and sticks his finger in you ass and smells it just to get his rocks off!
This man gave me a spicy cowboy and smelled his finger!
by 090iop January 10, 2020
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