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air mattress

flight attendant - refers to slut potential of jobs which involve travel
"the stewardess has a guy in every city - what an air mattress"
by stendhalismo April 7, 2005
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Air Cadet

A person between the ages of 12-18 currently in the air cadets. Usually very smart and has a passion for planes. Can do things better than Sea Cadets and Army Cadets.
by Just a guy 01 June 14, 2016
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air baby

Noun. An extremely voluminous fart which often does not have the usual tell-tale "farting noise;" but rather a large "whooshing" sound due to the unbelievable amount of gas being released. Also noteworthy for its characteristic ability to produce significant, hot breezes that can move small objects/clothing, be felt escaping the bottom of a pant leg, or can even be felt by others. Often rated in terms of typical weights in pounds for very large human babies.
Herman broke up with his girlfriend because while sleeping at night, she gave birth to a twelve pound air baby that actually moved his penis, puffed up the blankets, and was so hot that it caused him to sweat profusely.

OR

Sherman's hot air balloon was out of fuel and quickly crashing to the ground. Luckily, he gave birth to identical twin air babies and was able to slow his descent and land safely.
by Steve^O March 18, 2008
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Air Chocolate

The new shit brand of Hershey that only uses half the chocolate .
BTW they fart in the air bubbles...
Chase: Hey lets go get some Hershey's Air delights.
Ryan: Fuck that Air Chocolate! I'm getting real candy...
by Squiduu October 26, 2011
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air lick

When you are eating with your dog on your lap, and he tries to taste the food just as you are about to eat it, but you pull away and say, "no", so that he can't. Then he licks the air to try and taste what you are eating.
Wilma: Barney tried to eat a piece of my watermelon while sitting on my lap, but I moved away so that he couldn't eat it.

Alfreda: Then he air licked to try and taste your watermelon.

Wilma: Air lick, I like that!
by barney's mom October 3, 2011
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Off the air

Refers to a person or situation that is crazy. Perhaps on drugs. Originated in a small Oklahoma pool hall.
"I'm off the air. I'm going skinny dipping and it's thirty degrees outside"

"His abs are off the air"
by JamieA January 15, 2008
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air guitar

1)a way to play guitar without disturbing others and having your neighbors call the police and your family telling you to turn it down if it is an electric guitar

2) to jam with your favorite songs freely
1) I took up the guitar recently for a play my day program is putting on, and the only way to practice playing it at home is by air guitar, since my brother had sold his guitar before this happened.

2) I have air-guitarred to Bon Jovi's "Have A Nice Day" My Chemical Romance's "Teenagers", and Nickelback's "Burn It To the Ground" where nobody could see me.
by Chad'srockergrrrl April 8, 2009
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