nigerian battle monkey

A very annoying black person from Nigeria that looks like a monkey and is always trying to start shit.

Nigger: Come at me bro. Fight me

Me: Shut up you Nigerian Battle Monkey!

by Nigger Black Cotton pickwe August 15, 2017

Nigerian sex slave

Someone that should be able to be legally purchased

i want to buy a Nigerian sex slave

by Fuck Off Faggot Nigga December 8, 2019

Nigerian Snow Plow

A mixture of 200 ml of gin and 800 ml of Squirt, consumed as fast as possible.

I drank a Nigerian Snow Plow in less than fifteen minutes and showed up to my work party drunk as fuck.

by crushnmove February 19, 2012

Nigerian

What Alex is

Alex is such a Nigerian

by Nrtgvfvvdmch October 11, 2019

Nigerian Age

A Nigerian Age is an age which is dubiously attributed to someone who seems older than they actually are.

"He's only 25, albeit a Nigerian 25, and so if that is his age he's still got a good few years ahead of him." Example of a Nigerian Age.

by Rory the sheep April 11, 2009

nigerrigged

Half assing a job, mickey mousing a job. Fixing something not quit right but it will do the job.

Cody nigerrigged the ignition to that hoopty to get it started.

by Daniboi364 October 17, 2022

Nigerian Diplomatting

When an online stranger, preferably overseas, is intently interested in you for no apparent reason.

"Did you sell your Jag on eBay yet?"

"Nah, all I got was a long email from one guy: I think he was Nigerian Diplomatting me."

by halfpoe kel January 11, 2012