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Pissing Through The Eye Of A Needle

Rippin the beer shits into the shitter and its sounds and feels like your pissing out of your ass. Yeah you know those ones......they usually burn too.
I sure pissed through the eye of a needle on that one....yeah you guys thought I was pissing eh...well I wasnt.....I was shittin soup you fuckin Wikedy Wiener
by Iron James January 26, 2004
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Thread the Needle

A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur)
Man1: Did you hear about jed?
Man2: No, What happened?
Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.
Man2: holy shit!
by Who thinks of this? July 12, 2009
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needler

the pink stuff
that explodes
and
hurts
used mostly in halo
but may be found outside somewhere else
in the real world
Guy 1-hey dude whats u-wait. Whats that?
guy 2-its a needler
guy 1- u make it yourself?
guy 2-no dipshit i found it...fucking retard...
guy 1-say it to my face damnit
guy 2-ill say this
*pulls trigger*
*hundreds of pink needles come out*
guy 1-aaaaa my eye!
by 8108 June 25, 2005
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Needle Beaver

Guy with a skinny or thin penis
Can be used as a noun or a verb
Noun: He is such a Needle Beaver!
Verb: I totally Needle Beavered Michelle last night!
by Megan the Incredible February 28, 2008
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Needlework

An art of guitar play mainly focusing on precise, hardcore breakdowns; rhythmatic heavy guitar solo with a slow beat involving steady and fast pased drum.

Term derived from one mans inference of Emmure's EP The Complete Guide To Needleworking.
Emmure has put out 3 albums (Goodbye To The Gallows (2007), The Respect Issue (2008), Fellony (2009)) following their EP (The Complete Guide To Needleworking). Every album (mainly their EP) consists of heavy breakdowns (needlework) throughout generally every song.
by fuckthatnoiseScarecrow November 7, 2009
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Nerdherd

A group of generally nerdy people. These people sometimes might be defined as hipsters, but not all of them are. They tend to date each other a lot and hate people who are not part of their nerdherd.
That crowd of people over there? That's the nerdherd.
by thegirlwhowaited November 3, 2012
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nerdsexual

My definition of a nerdsexual is someone who prefers to have relationships both of the mind and romantically/physically with other nerds regardless of gender or ethnicity. The mind and spirit is what is important.
I consider myself a total nerdsexual . I guess some people would callme a bisexual nerd but it is more than that. For instance I am a total nerd. I have always sought that out in my relationships both romantic and freindships. I don't judge anyone on their ethnicity (but do enjoy hearing and learning about opposing points of view a cultural things), I also don't judge anyone on their gender, what does it really matter if they have two X chromosomes or a Y thrown in. True love and connection has to do with the mind. Nerds have great minds.
by nerdsexual May 6, 2014
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