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molerat

A molerat is a very beautiful creature that is a force to be reckoned with. A molerat will cut your d!ck off if you say it’s ugly. The molerat does not mess around. They are very smart, gorgeous , and loving creatures who you can always count on to beat a b!tch up for you. Get your self a friend like a molerat! Also molerat are the daddies of all dads, trust me.
What the flying fúçk? That molerat just bit my booty!”
by moleratsAremyDad January 1, 2019
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modern

what was described here earlier as dating culture. I can totally relate. its uncomfortable being forced into a game where both participants kind of apply to rules that they think are valid and true because we are taught to believe so. like, who defines how and why two people come together? so we make a shortterm effort in using nice flattering words, smile even if we don't feel like it, invest in flowers and food and hope we win? and thats it? we return to our lives telling our friends that "its official guys, he posted it on facebook" and fail to see that the real connection our souls are craving is not found in trying to be liked but in being true to yourself and being accepted.
"I don't want to date you. Our first date was horrible. It felt like a game. All i want is to calm down a little from the madness of modern life."
by Krkič April 18, 2019
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rokos modern life

a tv show in the 90's that most of us loved. our parents also liked this show but they were laughing at in for a diffrent reason. there were very bad subliminal messages in the show. for example in one episode there was a town called ballzach
and in another a character named phill the turtle touches the character hef a cow and makes hef angry. phill says sorry but heff stays angry. what would make a cow that angry? what would make you that angry?
rokos modern life a tv show in the ninteys that we all loved
by angelo catalano August 27, 2006
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Modern Loneliness

Modern Loneliness,

We're never alone but always depressed, love my friends to death but I never call and I never text
I'm having a bad case of Modern Loneliness
by Queen of hearts ♡♡ May 22, 2020
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Momer

A person that has either done moms, did moms, or will soon do moms. Basically a milf enthusiast as one word if you're lazy. hence the prefix being mom.
person A: that dude over there is such a momer, keep him away from your wife and kids
person B: WHY MY KIDS
by juul or something April 7, 2021
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Rocko's Modern Life

by qwerewq March 18, 2004
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Modern Whorefare

The act of having sex with a girl while playing Call of Duty. (or Vice-Versa)
Yo Drizzy, my girl came over and we played Modern Whorefare together. It was amazing!
by DrizzyH-Baby August 11, 2010
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