This is when you meet up with a group of friends and show off all the bells and whistles of your new laptop; preferably one that no one else has but longs for.
by SunDazed January 8, 2010

It is when a woman plays with herself or when a guy plays with a woman or gives her oral sex or when two women play with each other by fingering one another oral which is by month or sex
by Mchjennin January 17, 2011

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.
Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*
by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.
It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.
It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.
Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"
by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017

"Please choose a security question in case you forget your password."
Q: What was your favorite childhood pastime?
A: tapping the mouse
Q: What was your favorite childhood pastime?
A: tapping the mouse
by EJQ November 6, 2010

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2012

“Sees a picture of a hot 2D character”
Trash Mouse : “GRRRRRRR WOOOF WOOOF BARK MEOW MEOW PURR RAAAWWRR UWU BARK BARRK”
Trash Mouse : “GRRRRRRR WOOOF WOOOF BARK MEOW MEOW PURR RAAAWWRR UWU BARK BARRK”
by Skmpy March 31, 2022
