crack mouse

It's the real or imaginable mouse that late night's steals your drug or only some of your money.

Hey J, I woke up and shit is missing, I know it's not you but either your crackhead girl stole this or it's another attack by the crack mouse!

by Maskman1977 November 28, 2015

Cheesy mouse

2 grams of weed

Oi,we getting a cheesy mouse tonight bruv?

by Cheesy mouse420 October 19, 2018

Mouse Kisses

Too kiss someone sweetly on the nose to show affection.

Girl: Adam was so sweet last night. He gave me little mouse kisses when we were watching the movie.

by rainbowonmyparade December 8, 2011

Magic Mouse

The dumbest, most worthless mouse any brand has ever made. The whole thing is a scroll wheel, it is starts out being only one button until you switch the settings but the right click barely works. AND it sucks for gaming, dont get this ever in your like or you're bad

Ethan: Oh hey I saw this futuristic looking mouse at the store should I go buy it?\
Tom: What is it called
Ethan: It is called the Magic Mou-
Tom: No, Shut the hell up, and don't buy that piece of crap
Ethan: Thank you for saving my life so I don't waste my money on the Magic Mouse!

by Daily Defenitions November 23, 2020

House of Mouse

The Walt Disney Dictatorship that will emerge in the year 2069 and control all world governments except for a few penguin insurgents in Antarctica.

Shh! The House of Mouse is listening in! Oh god, oh god we're already dead are we?

No, just you. *bang*

"Hot diggity dog!"

by Eternal Master Joe August 26, 2021

sphincter mouse

A mouse that digs away at the intestines of its host. Usually it materializes magically in ones ass. FEAR IT!

Woe unto thee who does not know the pain of the sphincter mouse!

by Steve Mobeve November 12, 2004

the mickey mouse

When you are hitting it from behind and you are about to nut, you pick up a dead rat and hit her over the head with it.

My girlfriend said she wanted to try something different so I hit her with the Mickey Mouse.

by Moi Cock March 8, 2017