A person or intelligent animal who upon receiving their rockfest braclet, are so begot with joy that they try their braclet on only to find that it cannot removed. This person must either wear the braclet or remove his hands, or they will will be not be able to get into the rockfest in a week and half.
Jimbod said " Wee-Haww! Done my hangout ticket! Look at my awesome braclet, lemme just try it on right quick.
Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?
Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!
Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."
Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?
Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!
Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."
by KingofWarmLettuce May 04, 2012
How so? Pretty sure I got you to consent to the murder of your own kids. I mean... You're already primed to do it by your religion but... Still... It's funny.
Hym "Nothing strategically moronic about it
If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." 🤷 ♂️
If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam November 25, 2023
You, my dear friend, are an moron ass.
by Discomushroom@aim.com July 29, 2011
Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.
by buttermilkmeeks August 06, 2019
The X (is acctually "the" EX) and the moron (really stooopidly dumb person) cant seem to get it into his chromosome (grey matter between the ears) to leave u the fuk alone.
Chick to EX -
you are the X at the END of the alphabet
Y dont u leave me alone before
Zed comes and adjusts your chromosome moron!
you are the X at the END of the alphabet
Y dont u leave me alone before
Zed comes and adjusts your chromosome moron!
by freeAtLast February 17, 2012
the "AFK" Moron is a fucking idiotic problematic ass mother fucker that like men and always uses afk in the most random moments . their name is usually thanasis
"afk"
"where did he go? hes the pilot!"
"ignore him he is "The "AFK" moron, and we were going to die anyways cuz he sucks at his job"
"where did he go? hes the pilot!"
"ignore him he is "The "AFK" moron, and we were going to die anyways cuz he sucks at his job"
by Monkie Kid July 05, 2022