MONGO

The name given to someone who cannot seperate real life from the online. A MONGO typically harasses people, acts like an asshole, makes frivolous threats and pesters honest contributers online.

MONGOs also get very aggressive when their faults are pointed out.

''Dude, stop being an asshole. We don't need you to act like a MONGO and block the guy. He only said "hi".''

by I'mTehKettle September 8, 2008

Mongolian Yak Crap

Have sexual intercourse with a woman until she's just about to climax. Pull out, and defacate vigorously on her and her sheets. Get off the bed and flip the mattress over with her underneath it, then jump back on top, bellowing loudly until you finish. Leave her to clean the room.

Works best following a greasy meal. Do not attempt in own residence.

After all that beer, rum, sausage, ice cream, and lobster, banging that ugly chick was a Mongolian Yak Crap waiting to happen.

by K. Khan January 30, 2009

Mongoloid

Mongoloid is a word that represented in the past indigenous people to East Asia, Central Asia, Southeast Asia, North Asia, South Asia, the Arctic, the Americas, and the Pacific Islands. One common trait they shared was a birth mark named "Mongolian spot" which was a mark each individual received on their lower lumbar, and was a flat blue to gray discoloration marked on the skin. This was usually resolved by puberty. Elders would refer to children as "blue butts" for example due to the commonality of the condition amongst the mongoloids. This term was then phased out in the late 60s and had a resurgence in the early 80s due to a popular punk band that used the word "mongoloid"to denote it as a word to reference severely handicapped individuals, or to be more frank, people with Down syndrome. This term is now used as a derogortory term in any way other than its original use. Although the use of it to describe the previous stated nationalities, it is now deemed derogatory as well. To sum this explanation up, today the word is used to insult others of their sever lack of intelligence, and in the past it was originally used to denote a large group of ethnic ethnicities.

Stevie and Sarah saw Scott run into a wall that he mistaken for automatic sliding door. Stevie laughed and told Sarah he must be a Mongoloid. Scott overheard this conversation and felt extremely insulted and upset. Sarah insisted on Stevie to apologize for the rude comment.

Dr. Blake requested simple information such as what his patient's rave was, and the patient replied, "Mongoloid". The Doctor instructed his patient that term is no longer applied to her, and so she responded with a more politically correct term.

by ScottAYlouZER October 3, 2017

mongosaurus

A person kicking high, mongo push style.

That mongosaurus goes fast.

by Mongosaurus February 6, 2008

Mongolian Chicken Fajita

A sanitized variant of Mongolian Cluster Fuck, but more work and family friendly.

Man, that entire operation turned into one big Mongolian... Oh, hi there boss! Mongolian Chicken Fajita on us.

by Bubba Bo-Bob-Brain October 9, 2008

mongoosing

to skip school with friends. only possible to do if your a BAMF.

Daniel: Let's mongoose today
Victoria: Hellll yea. We can go to Galveston!
Zac: Can I come mongoosing with you too?
Daniel & Victoria: Yea, your a BAMF!!!!

by dippie&vicki April 9, 2009

Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.

by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009