by elenaHEARTSjacob January 13, 2010
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by D-Unit 01 December 22, 2005
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The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).
Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?
Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.
*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.
Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.
*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.
by El Dudereeno December 14, 2008
Get the muff-stache mug.1. n.- A woman's handbag and a hand muff combined.
2. n.- A homemade sex doll typically made in prison.
2. n.- A homemade sex doll typically made in prison.
1. Susan was delighted to find twenty dollars in her muff bag that she had forgotten about last winter.
2. Robert always bragged to his crew about his girlfriend Susan, but that crazy fucker was just referring to his muff bag.
2. Robert always bragged to his crew about his girlfriend Susan, but that crazy fucker was just referring to his muff bag.
by srln August 7, 2009
Get the Muff Bag mug.Lesbian Mafia or tough lesbians esp. when in a group. Easily spotted by their standard outfit of white tee-shirts, blue jeans, and Danner boots or Doc Martin’s. Their hair is usually cut in a buzz or flattop or any haircut that traditionally would be considered masculine. Muffatti walk with a swagger, talk tough, travel in packs, and can often be seen trying (unsuccessfully) to pick up on Lipstick Lesbians.
Disambiguation – Bull Dyke – Muffatti usually aren’t big or tough enough to be considered bull dykes and find their strength in numbers
Disambiguation – Bull Dyke – Muffatti usually aren’t big or tough enough to be considered bull dykes and find their strength in numbers
n - I would not walk into that bar, Muffatti hate straight men.
adj - Seattle's Wild Rose is a Muffatti Bar.
adj - Seattle's Wild Rose is a Muffatti Bar.
by plantlife November 22, 2006
Get the muffatti mug.A musky odor found in the pubic hair area from a mixture of sweat, body odor and lack of attentive hygiene to the area.
As I started to go down on Chuck, I immediately noticed a serious case of muff musk that almost made me decline giving him some head.
by Jessi G January 5, 2007
Get the muff musk mug.A variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.
When the word garbage is pronounced by jerseyites "garbage" actually sounds like "cabbage".
When the word garbage is pronounced by jerseyites "garbage" actually sounds like "cabbage".
by FreakNasty Trent October 19, 2010
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