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Chicken tendies

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by Chicken tendie god 104 March 10, 2017

merytt

The sexiest girl alive. A smart, intuitive, enigmatic, charismatic, and intelligent soul. She has the nicest ass that everyone admires. She has the most admirable qualities, and is cared about people deeply. She's someone you want to have in your life more than anything.

A Merytt is One of the only people on this earth that truly cares about life. Does not lie to anyone and especially not to herself. She stays true to herself.

by By Mark March 12, 2017

Merrysolo

To masturbate (verb) or a masturbation session (noun), especially in a positive, fulfilling manner. From the slang meaning of "merry" as horny or randy (e.g. Ophelia's response to Hamlet's deranged sexual innuendo: "You are merry, my lord."). Used to avoid the synonymous clinical ("masturbate"), crass ('whack off", "flick the bean") or just odd ("self-love") terms.

FaceTiming my Canadian girlfriend puts me in a great mood and I always just merrysolo myself to sleep afterwards.

Tom Hiddleston just edged out Ryan Gosling as my main merrysolo star.

by Merry Soloist March 24, 2017

merrydin

Merrydin is a saying used by step sister fuckers after their father Married their daughter and then had a child and you call her your step sister to not make it so weird

Aaron merrydinked his sisters daughter

by Gg99 July 29, 2017

Methylfentylated

A state of acute intoxication, induced by rapid concurrent dosing of methamphetaine, and its star crossed chemical soulmate, Fentanyl, or any of its blissful seductive analogues . Easily identifiable by Nick drooling and blankly staring at the wall with intensity burning in his eyes like map gas.

Hank had a great time last night, though this morning It became clear that he was extremely methylfentylated when we found that he had passed out with dick in hand, masturbating furiously while crouched down in the closet.

by TurboSloMoTurtle May 20, 2017

Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah

(Mer-ee nu-soul-giv-ing-kwan-za-ka)

What you say to People when you don't want to be PC, but at the same time you want to be inclusive.

Example:

Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah my maybe religious friend.

by JoTheGayUnicorn June 13, 2017

merry go fuck yourself

An expression used when replying to someone else's good news or moment during conversation to express your complete disgust in their happiness

Did you see my drive? It definitely was like your shitty drive.

Yea it was, Merry go fuck yourself

by Da_banks July 9, 2017