Memory Headache

When you remember something so goddamn hard that it physically hurts your brain for a bit

Friend: Remember that show we used to watch with the bears and the juice that made them jump a lot?

Me: Gummi Bears!!! Yo that just gave me a memory headache

by TheyCallMeJones August 28, 2022

Stoner memory

when a pothead begins to have/maintain very poor memory

Friend 1: bro what happened yesterday?
friend 2: were u off the za?
friend 1: hell yeah

friend 2: yeah that’s that stoner memory

by fareedaaly May 11, 2022

Warwick Vets memorial middle school

A place that is filled with dumb kids who need serious help. Has mostly really short kids that go there and maybe 1 tall person. The teachers suck and when your there it feels like hell. Most kids who go to this school goes nowhere is life.

There are lots of threats to this school because no one likes it there. The food sucks and and so does the bus drivers.

Tyler: Hey when was the last time you went to hell
Jackson: Oh do you mean Warwick Vets memorial middle school

Jordan: Whoever made school should die a slow painful death
Jackson: Yup
Tyler: I hate Vets

by :) dumbass (: January 28, 2022

Set Adrift on Memory Bliss

Gettin lost in some good memories

Also a song by P.M. Dawn

Jimmothy: Yo? You listenin’?
Jimmothy JR: Nah, I’m Set Adrift on Memory Bliss, my bad dawg
Jimmothy: It’s all good

by Den322 July 22, 2023

Jenny's memory

When a woman defecates while masturbating on the toilet and squirts

She thought about riding her ex husband's mustache and squirted while shitting. It's all in Jenny's memory

by Grunewald66 April 5, 2025

Dory Memory

When someone has the same memory as dory from finding Nemo. These people are generally a little less intelligent than average. Even the most important type of information is forgotten in seconds.

Oh no did Lizanne forget again? She has such a dory memory.

by Somerandomkid123455 February 17, 2021

goldfish memory

the worst memory possible. Goldfishes have 1-10 second memory loss

the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week

by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024