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MANjelina Jolie

A hot chick that mysteriously resembles or acts like a dude.

An overly masculine good looking woman.

A hot chick with all or some of these attributes: chiseled features, deep voice, says "dude" or "bro" a lot, over enthusiasm for sports, belches or farts at inappropriate times, hair in all the wrong places etc.

or....

An Ugly manly Bitch trying to look pretty.
That chick was hot, but her friend was a MANjelina Joile!

Girl, You are a straight up MANjelina Jolie!
by ~The Snob~ August 8, 2011
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manual sex

Any type of sexual activity involving the hands. Includes fingering, jacking off, and fisting. Can be solo or mutual.
Maura: "So, did you and Brian fuck yet?"
Megan: "No, I just gave him some hott manual sex in the back of my Beetle."
by PhelpsBongRipp March 8, 2010
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la manuela

La manuela; masturbating, jerking off, playing with one's self.
Te haces la manuela por las noches?
by LocDoc IndraV December 4, 2016
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Mandela

When the government fucks you.
Especially when they control your media. Also a sacred awakening and if you piss off the mandella it will probably destroy the government without even realizing it.
Mandel: Was it Mandela or Mandella? I CANT REMEMBER BUT I REMEMBER WHEN GOOGLE BOUGHT YOUTUBE. AND THEN YEETED YOUTUBE.
by ||♡|| October 24, 2020
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mansel

Mansel. The masculine version of a damsel.
"Oh noes, Jillian! Look up in that tower! It be a mansel in distress!"
by Annie Marie September 11, 2006
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Manelling it

When the driver of a car is overly hesitant to pull onto a roadway, letting car after car pass even though they clearly could have made it seamlessly into the flow of traffic.
"We're gonna be waiting at this intersection all day if you don't stop manelling it."

"Sorry we we're so late, but Kristin manelled it when we turned onto Oak Street."
by pbur March 25, 2010
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Snook Manuever

When you take a girl's virginity with no type of birth control, then immediately ditch the broad (and make her walk home) to hang out with your friends.
Mike: Hey I totally just fucked Kira and made her walk home! It was her first time ahahah!
Friend: Boy mike, using the snook manuever
by Millz37 July 5, 2009
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