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Habitual Like Maniac (HLM)

A person who likes every status update or post you post within a micro-second of posting it.
It appears I have an HLM on my page. Carol is a Habitual Like Maniac (HLM)
by Pu See Mai Wang December 28, 2014
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Simon sex maniac

A simon sex manic is a person that's extremely good at sex 24/7 and also produces cum 10 times faster then the average adult male. A simon sex maniac can sometimes be so agressive that there will literaly come smoke off of his penis after the intense crazy sexy dance.
He also is known to fool bitches with his avarage sized penis they often are like "hey i don't know if this will do it for me" the simon sex maniac will then go insane during the sex and actually will commit hate crimes against cock shamers including cock slamming, cock guillotine and cock murder.
Wow you are so amazing with your penis! Are you a simon sex maniac ??
by Slayerofcocks November 22, 2021
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Manimal

Take shits with the door open, talks about pussy and eats steak with their bare hands. All of these can be performed separately or in unison. Often can be found wandering in the middle of the night, barefoot and shirtless, bloody (either their own or something elses) in search of tobacco, food, and alcohol. Manimals have been known to assemble in great herds.
While at a family BBQ, if you reach over the grill and grab your steak with your bare hands, while its dripping blood, not even the slightest bit cooked, and devour it with no second thought you my friend, are a manimal.
by hammerhelper July 22, 2009
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Polaroid mania

Wasting copious amounts of expensive instant film like some kind of drug addict in the quest to get a photographic work of art out of a 40-year-old camera which was never designed to be much more than a handheld novelty to begin with. The quest is made nearly impossible by a relatively slow exposure and no tripod mount or cable release.

Symptoms of madness are closely related to the manic phase of bipolar disorder, and include fevered financial worry and strained ties to family and friends due to the hobby taking priority in the user's life.
User, waking in a caustic pile of spent peel-apart backings: "Jeezus Kodak! I just blew through $40 of instant film in two hours..."
Concerned friend: "Sounds like a brief episode of Polaroid mania. Say, have you ever heard of a digital camera?"
User: "Need_________more_________flashcubes..."
by JfromBMo June 7, 2011
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Drilla in Manila

(N.) 1 a: Someone that likes to have sex exclusively with tiny Filipino girls.

(N.) 2 b: A mode of address used among a groups of people to describe that one friend that has a fetish for having sex with Filipino girls one third his size. In this context, this term should be considered a term of endearment. See definition of Manuhjuh.

(N.) 3 c: A code name one acquires when passing through the various stages of colossal mistake making. This is the code name used for someone that has failed to learn from the blatantly obvious mistakes of others and persists despite pleas to reason with the act of importing a jungle bride into the United States from the Philippines.
(a) After sunset in the jungle, bawdy tales of the Drilla in Manila struck fear into everyone gathered around the campfire.

(b) The party can start now! The Drilla in Manila is here…!

(c) You realize of course this whole jungle bride thing officially changes your code name to Drilla in Manila, and we all were optimistic that you had learned your lesson after the “Caribbean Caper.”
by Tlahtoani Anubis May 8, 2009
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Maniac

A Mainer; someone who leaves in Maine.
My uncle from Hawaii got a license plate for my bike that said "maniac", he thought that it was funny!

Maniacs love lobsters and blueberries.
by no comment ever March 29, 2008
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manimal

A cross between a wild and crazy, SEXY beast and a male humanoid. Must be overly tall, have long toes, an extremely deep dominating tone of voice, blue eyes, and in some cases, refers to the word "cocksmile" or "douchenozzle" during gameplay (preferably cs).
GET IN TOUCH WITH ME! i will be around tomorrow, ive taken care of all my shite so im a free manimal for a while!
--B4ST4RDZ3RO
by wiCkEd eEv January 26, 2003
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