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Couch Mango

A Couch Mango is a project team member, located in a tropical locale, who has indeterminate skill, role or authority, but who fits in seamlessly with the locals and can tell you all the gossip within a week or two.

Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.

Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.
Do you know Bert? He has has only been up here in Townsville a week or two. I wasn't even sure of his name, but the taxi driver this morning told me that he's very skilled, and is helping him find a better job. I think he might be a right Couch Mango. Let's invite him out for a drink after work - he'll know where to get a good feed.
by Nafftastic January 18, 2013
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Marvelous Mango

Someone who is incredibly fun and sexy. They have a genuinely lovable personality, and somehow always know how to make you smile. When you're around them you can't help but feel like the luckiest person ever. A marvelous mango is guaranteed to be exceptional in bed. Their amazing body guarantees you'll be into them no matter the time of day. You could cut the sexual tension around them with a chocolate strawberry.
Wow, she is amazing! She is my marvelous mango!
by NYtraveler June 6, 2013
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Green mango chutney

Green mango chutney, a food item used to treat a cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure which were thought to be completely safe, this is a myth!
Quick hes having a cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, give him some Green mango chutney!
by Rogueybear January 7, 2021
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Portuguese Mango

‘Have you been on Twitter and seen that incredible tweet from Portuguese Mango?’
by OakleyT_ On Twitter February 23, 2021
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Torkad mango with Norrlandsguld

A GREAT meal for yall who dont like it with sugar. It's somethin you do with the kids and then decide to go får "Små grodorna" and say "oooooh, jorge"
-You wanna have a GREAT meal and sing "Små grodorna"
-Sure.
-Take this
-Hold on, is this Torkad mango with Norrlandsguld
by yoboytorkadmango November 26, 2021
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Sticky Manic Mango

Good ass weed, super sticky and green, with tons of crystals. Within a couple of hits, it has you high as fuck.
Man that Sticky manic mango has me so high I'm having a three way conversation with Jesus and Pluto.
by GoodWeedGoodDay August 6, 2011
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licking the mango

ben:hey dude did you hear jon was licking the mango ,last night?
Harry: no dude i didnt know that
by big ben151515 May 16, 2011
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