macrocyclops americanus

1
the only ever phytoplankton that has an ABSOLUTE sigma male grindset
2
Referring to anyone who is an American sigma male
3
macrocyclops americ anus

1 : macrocyclops americanus
2 : why you talking about the sigma
1 : idk man

by banflimflam May 25, 2022

Elbow Macaroni on a Tightrope

The most random thing the human brain can whip up within the 21st century.

Fucking, Elbow Macaroni on a Tightrope.

by YankyStanky December 27, 2018

p.p.mackon

a nickname for the word penis, dick, or wang.

"Dude, that girl hit my p.p.mackon HARD!"

by iitsSaraahh April 17, 2010

The Old Macdonald

When one man blows another man. Then, while still blowing him, Fucks him up the ass from the missionary position.

Bruce: Hey Todd, want me to give you The Old Macdonald?
Todd: Sure!
Bruce: Ok, here we go...
Todd: Eeeeee....Iiiiiiii.....Eeeeee....Iiiiii....Ooooooooooh!

by Hachi Moro September 23, 2010

Macaroni Time

When you're having a dinner consisting only of macaroni

- It is time!
- Time for what?
- Macaroni time!

by Prahlet June 6, 2015

Macon

1.) A small guy who takes it up the ass by 2 big black guys at once
2.) A very slutty girl; usually from Kansas.

1.) Did you see Macon with Jamal and Tyron?
2.) Guy#1: Dude i Just fucked Macon!!

Guy#2: Me Too.

Guy#3: uh... we triple-team Macon.

by z5096464 February 11, 2010

Macaroni

n.-

Reference to the female genitalia when extremely lubricated. The sound the labia makes when separated resemble the sound of macaroni and cheese when moved.

"My girl text me that when I get home, she gonna give me some of that macaroni."

by amm88 August 18, 2016