Cartoon Logic

AKA Cartoon Physics.

A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.

That's not the entire rule, either; see below.

The full definition of Cartoon Logic is as follows:

*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

> Yes No

*They can't do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

> Yes No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

Yes > No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

Yes > No
*They can't do it.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 5, 2021

papa logic

Papa logic is the idea that we are all dads. I’m a dad, you’re a dad, we’re all dads. He, she, and they are dads, and we’re all papas.

Person 1: “Dude, Mason’s such a dad “
Person 2: “Ya man, and JD really understands that papa logic”

by papa triesty June 1, 2018

Angora logic

A form of logic which is synonymous with fuzzy logic. Predominantly used in business.

The IT team uses angora logic to confuse the business.

by Michelle Thomas July 7, 2008

Stoff Logic

Thoughts or ideas that make no logical sense and often contradict themselves.

Retard: Tin cans are made of aluminum

Black Guy: Dat's some Stoff Logic right dere!

by PinkiePieMLP October 7, 2012

Rockstar Logic

When the train is the only vehicle you can't destroy in GTA V.

Rockstar logic at it's best

by UltimateDoge July 5, 2021

pokémon logic

Pokémon logic is everything that make sense in the Pokémon Universe.

Person 1: How can Gastly use Ice Punch?

Person 2: That's Pokémon logic, dude.

by Multiverseguy11 August 30, 2016

Zoe Logic

When something makes absolutely 0 sense. And there’s no telling them otherwise. And when you actually think about what was said. It makes even less sense.

*goes on vacation
“You don’t love me”
“Wow. Zoe logic.”

by martinichio August 25, 2022