lincoln log

Large turd that emerges after constipation.

I ate some bran and took a laxative. The lone lincoln log clogged the toilet.

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004

meat log

A mans Cock, penis, hog,boytoy,etc

I was giving him my meatlog and blasted him with my cock snot

by Mikie J. December 29, 2004

butt log

A massive turd that is placed anywhere but a toilet.

Lesley's Mom dropped a heinous from the anus butt log on your mom.

by Lesley's Mom November 30, 2007

travel log

the erection men seem to get when they are travelling in a veichle of some sort, especially happening on trains and buses where the vibrations, and monotomy causing tiredness thus arousal seem to be triggers

mate ive got to think of something horrible i cant get of this bus like this i have a travel log !

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

slog the log

suck the cock

dude, that chick really knows how to slog the log.

by dave4817 April 27, 2004

poo log

A nice solid poo.

Thick as a babies arm, but firm-squishy like toothpaste

Kre8 - left a poo log in the toilet

by Stompn_tom April 09, 2005

Log Sawing

When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.

After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I gave her a good old fashioned log sawing.

by astoriaboy28 March 28, 2009