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Lot Lizard

A male or female prostitute that frequents truck stop lots, parking lots, etc.
"That truck stop in Buffalo is filled with Lot Lizard's."
"That guy gets a ton of Lot Lizards."
"They are a bunch of Lot Lizards, you know they're trucker suckers, hookers who hang around the rest stops and truck stops and have sex for money with the truckers and travelers that stop there for gas."
by TheTrueIlluminati April 13, 2019
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Lot Lizard

A Mexican named Tomas Garcia who lives in Discovery Bay. He frequently performs lot lizard activities in shopping mall plazas in a electric vehicle.
There goes the Lot Lizard.
by A BigOl' Boi June 24, 2022
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shit lizard

A person who is cool to the point of sickness. Everything to this guy is low-key and manageable even if goals aren't likely to be reached.
"Dude, he lives with his mom and sleeps in the basement. Man, what a shit lizard!"
by GameUniverso June 4, 2018
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Lasso the lizard

When a female aggressor takes charge in the bedroom while Sesame Street is on.

See also, lasso the chameleon.
Pat said Lichelle couldn’t wait to lasso the lizard.

1 lizard - ah ah ah - 2 lizard...
by Lizard1969 June 9, 2018
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Lot Lizard

Men that hang out in the parking lots of parks or forest preserves looking for other men to have relations with in the woods. usually they back into parking spaces to make it obvious to other lot lizards their intentions
when you go to griffith park stay clear of the lot lizards
by Uberism June 20, 2010
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Muddy lizard

After anal sex the man pulls out his dick and has a line of excrement on top to seem like the top of a lizard, or muddy lizard
My girl gave me a hand job even after I pulled out and had a muddy lizard
by Notorious1 July 8, 2012
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lizard tail

a dump (shit) that results in a green tinted lumpy long piece of poop, gennerally caused by consumming a large variety of green organic material (in other words, vegitables and such)
dude 1: look at the size of that!

dude 2: say isnt it called a lizard tail ?

dude 3: i dont know, but hell, lemme get some of that!

dude 1: wait we all can get some, i gots to go some more!
by heh? August 11, 2007
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