Baboonish Lizard

An extremely stealthy, deadly, dangerous, and highly trained individual.
known to HATE BULLSHIT.
Stop the bullshit before Baboonish Lizard get out.
by Just in case. April 28, 2013
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lizard whip

when a male is having sex and picks up his partner by the waist and while his penis is inside her he pulls her one way and then jerks the other way causing her to tighten up making the ejaculation more pleasurable.
man: i lizard whipped my girl last night and she is still trying to recover.
by ladies man-whore January 13, 2010
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beach lizard

Old people on the beach wearing speedos or bikinis that have had a bit too much sun in their life so their skin looks like tanned leather.
Get a load of that beach lizard.
by Randy R Randleman August 07, 2020
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Lasso the lizard

When a female aggressor takes charge in the bedroom while Sesame Street is on.

See also, lasso the chameleon.
Pat said Lichelle couldn’t wait to lasso the lizard.

1 lizard - ah ah ah - 2 lizard...
by Lizard1969 May 27, 2018
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Lot Lizard

Men that hang out in the parking lots of parks or forest preserves looking for other men to have relations with in the woods. usually they back into parking spaces to make it obvious to other lot lizards their intentions
when you go to griffith park stay clear of the lot lizards
by Uberism June 19, 2010
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Muddy lizard

After anal sex the man pulls out his dick and has a line of excrement on top to seem like the top of a lizard, or muddy lizard
My girl gave me a hand job even after I pulled out and had a muddy lizard
by Notorious1 July 06, 2012
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lizard tail

a dump (shit) that results in a green tinted lumpy long piece of poop, gennerally caused by consumming a large variety of green organic material (in other words, vegitables and such)
dude 1: look at the size of that!

dude 2: say isnt it called a lizard tail ?

dude 3: i dont know, but hell, lemme get some of that!

dude 1: wait we all can get some, i gots to go some more!
by heh? August 09, 2007
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