rod lamp

Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats

Man that guy is such an a**hole, I wish someone would give him the old rod lamp.

by MassHole 2020 November 3, 2020

lamp hat

Joey's gay discord name

'Thats a nice lamp hat'

by Big Bob 123 May 5, 2018

Lamp

It means lmao, but never means lmfao. ONLY

LMAO😩

Me: Lamp
You: Lamp

by 😡😡😡 😩 December 16, 2020

LAMP

Laughing at my problems

I’m lamping.

by flzvdb January 28, 2021

Knoxville Lava Lamp

When you put on a golden colored condom and ram it up her pooper while she has lava shits.

I went to UT to watch a football game with a FWB, but all I got was a Knoxville Lava Lamp

by krestacar May 4, 2021

Lava Lamp

Menstrual blood and discharge forming a heterogeneous mixture in a toilet bowl, resembling a lava lamp

Girl oh my god I had a ketchup packet and mayo packet at the same time last night and it created a lava lamp

by Johnnydoe April 7, 2025

the lava lamp

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.

Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...

by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022