Kyle

A man who has monster drinks as his blood. Plastic chains as his veins. Camo sagging joggers with military boots. A black jacket unzipped with a white shirt inside. Uses a motorcycle helmet even though he only rides a black bicycle. He's american. He's blonde. He talks like a surfer boi. And he vapes too so, yeh.

Kyle : sick vibes dude
Kyle 2 : yeh vibes, vibes.
Kyle : just got these black airpods for like $350 dude.
Kyle 2 : damn son, i only have white ones.

by Cloudd June 9, 2019

Kyle

Karen's male counterpart. Voted "most likely to become a domestic terrorist" by his classmates. A connoisseur of alt-right propaganda. Paragon of bootlicking.

Kyle! You're supposed to lick the boot, not deep-throat it.

by anonymous September 17, 2020

Kyled

Justice performed when the government fails to protect.

He Kyled the looters who threatened him.

by BigGuy40 November 26, 2021

Kyle

Registered sex offender, LOVES THE HINODE EMPIRE!!!! Usually manipulates people and a true sociopath, also a myth maker. ZAMN!!!!!! Avoid kyles at all costs.

Girl: Oh my god that person is so hot is he a myth maker?

Girl2: HE IS LIKE. TOTALLY A KYLEEE

by AwakenInNightmare July 9, 2022

Kyle

An annoying but kind of, maybe, a little bit loveable person.
Kyles only respond to texts with one word sentences and are usually slow to catch on to things.

Kyles are good at sport and, overall, are pretty nice guys.

"Oh my god he is SUCH a Kyle"

by Socially_awkward_potato November 30, 2019

KYLE

A DADDY SENPAI.

THAT KYLE IS A DADDY

by Amsjdyuskq February 12, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is the friend of a lifetime. He is exceeds at everything he does and also exceeds at making friends, he is a bit socially awkward, but I could care less because of how good of a friend he is!

Yo is that kyle?
Ya it is, lets get his autograph

by timtomtack October 16, 2019