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Kyle

Yo that dude's tripping!
Must be a Kyle
by Vassydassy July 5, 2019
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Kyle is someone who lives off of Monster Energy drinks and loves getting jacked up on Fireball and Monster Energy mixed together. He skate boards, rides dirt bikes and quads, and thinks he’s a natural badass. He has no job and usually does graffiti for money. Kyles are normally seen at the Monster Energy headquarters.
Did you see that guy shot gunning a Monster Energy? His name must’ve been Kyle.
by dawsonwalker316 July 24, 2019
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Kyle is fucktard (I say this with love) who can make you laugh to the point of crying. So what do you do if you meet a Kyle, well chances are you he is not going to open up any time soon. Many don’t want to burden other with their endless thought and ideas.
Kyle’s a fucktard, but a loveable one.
by Suspect Fresh May 29, 2019
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A wannabe white rapper who wears ONLY Cookie Monster apparel and sometimes sings country but also dumps his GF on Valentine’s Day.
by NoodlesofOodles January 27, 2021
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THAT KYLE IS A DADDY
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Kyle is the guy of your dreams. He is kind, funny, is the life of the party, and a very hot guy. Kyle’s are mostly country boys. He is very strong and has a nice body. He will be the person you will want to go to if you need someone to talk to. He is the nicest guy you will meet but he also has a very good personality. He can be super funny and very sensitive. If you are talking to a Kyle make sure you don’t slip up or he will drift away.
Person 1: Did you see that hot guy Kyle at the party last night?
Person 2: Yes he looks super funny and he can party! He has nice muscles too!
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Kyle is a male that most likely is blonde, drinks Monster and replies with the driest comments and phrases like “oof” and “tuff”
Jessie: I just stapled my finger to a desk!
Callie: OH NO ARE YOU OKAY?!?
Kyle: oof, that’s tuff.
by yourdadandyourmom November 10, 2019
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