kobe buzzer beater

The Kobe buzzer beater is when the male consults the female before she goes to work or whatever and offers her the meat. You want her to say "no" just so you can force it in her just like Kobe did to what-her-face in Colorado.

Hey Josh, i just hit the Kobe buzzer beater on your sister the other day before she headed off to her new job

by josh holts May 12, 2004

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kobe'd

the act of receiving oral pleasures, expecting sex, and getting none.

I hooked up with his honey at the club, was thinkin I was goin to hit it, but only got kobe'd

by psiv July 31, 2003

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Kobe Lover

Someone Who (God Forbid) likes Kobe Bryant

Someone: I Like Kobe Bryant

Someone Else: Yeah, well, your nothing but a Kobe Lover!

by CAperas October 7, 2006

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Kobe Bryant

Doubtly the best player to ever play the game of basketball, also one of the most-hated players in the NBA. Why? Probably because of the fact that Kobe has won more rings (even without counting the rings Shaq won) than the whole of the Miami Heat. Also, a lot of Bulls fans hate him as he owns their squad in each and every single aspect and he is at the point of crossing His Royal Airness, Michael Jordan.

Oh, and also someone who has sex for money, but forgets his cash and gets accused of rape.

Example 1: ''Kobe Bryant is better then LeBron and D-Wade, Kobe is CLUTCH!''

Example 2: ''Damn, I'm in deep shit bro.. I did this ho last night but I didn't bring any cash with me so I gotta find a good lawyer now.''

by Btrain39 June 16, 2011

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