A twidly knob is the humorous version of male yodler (i.e. dong). Commonly mistaken for a twiddle stick, or a regular knob. The difference between a twidly knob and these other two misconceptions is that the twidly knob is usually half if not a quarter of the size of a twiddle stick or a knob.
1. Hey Mum, I saw that Joel kid's twidly knob today!
2. You know what James, I'd prefer a hefty twidly knob over a pair of juicy twidly tits.
2. You know what James, I'd prefer a hefty twidly knob over a pair of juicy twidly tits.
by Twiddle tits June 11, 2011
Get the Twidly Knobmug. A male who takes great pleasure in sucking penises - he particularly enjoys rolling them around in his mouth.
"Did you hear about IssyB from Cape Town? He is such a Knob Hobbler he was recruited to do a male porno!"
by Kingflum December 8, 2010
Get the Knob Hobblermug. (tech jargon masc. fem.) 1) Describing a person that is a real suck up, i.e., ass kisser, brown noser, or a person that a real jerk/jill off. 2) Tech. term used to describe a politician that will do anything to get a person's vote.
e.g. John is aways goodie goodie with the Boss. That motherfucker is a real grade A knob gobbler.
e.g. Fred's running for president, and he says he will not raise taxes. He's running his campaign on blow job money. I hear he's a traditional knob gobbler, in the biblical sense.
e.g. Fred's running for president, and he says he will not raise taxes. He's running his campaign on blow job money. I hear he's a traditional knob gobbler, in the biblical sense.
by Roland_07 September 17, 2007
Get the Knob Gobblermug. The best/worst/ultimate, even better than dogs bollocksoriginates from a particularly vile porn film involving canines and women, where the woman concerned accepted penetration from the dogs knob as opposed to just licking their bollocks. Nowadays dogs knob is accepted as a compliment.
Q. "Did you have a nice day?"
A. "It was dogs knob" or "It was Dogs"
If you are a loaded reader you would say "it was the bollocks" (This just shows that you watch too many top 50 shows on channel 4 /5
A. "It was dogs knob" or "It was Dogs"
If you are a loaded reader you would say "it was the bollocks" (This just shows that you watch too many top 50 shows on channel 4 /5
by Telboy September 24, 2005
Get the dogs knobmug. when you can grab this dildo out of my hand, you have truly become a master of knob slobbery- kwai chang caine
by j forshizzleness May 13, 2005
Get the knob slobberymug. a guy with shifty eyes in the locker room or community bathroom. When called out on it, he denies it and turns it around on them.
by D-Boat March 28, 2007
Get the knob hawkmug. by Healy-the-smackhead November 5, 2004
Get the knob jockeymug.