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kirke

The most perfect girl in the world. She is loving and has a big heart. Her smile lights up the entire room. She is so very beautiful.
WOW thats Kirke. I heard she loves biting me.
by bassugoat October 12, 2022
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A Kim or a Kirk

A family member that has lost their way; that is no longer adhering to the values taught at the kitchen table; that is not living by those values or being a supporting member of the family
My sister in law is being A Kim or a Kirk. She won't even listen to my truth or be there for me as family should be.
by Homo on the Range May 6, 2024
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Kirked

To be assassinated or targeted, especially for speaking out against Israel or expressing controversial political opinions about Israel.
• “Johnny was kirked last year after his protest speech.”
• “Be careful, man — you don’t wanna get kirked.”
by Kim Jong Drew September 25, 2025
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Dog Kirk

The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.
I went to the Goldstien's house to specifically visit Dog Kirk.
by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012
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The Capt Kirk

Nickname to the lovely city of Albuerquerque, NM. Most popularized by the movie: The Goods
So how's The Capt Kirk this time of year?

We'll it is... what it is...
by Esco Da Don February 2, 2010
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Kirking

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.
Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.
by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024
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Caption Kirk

Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!
Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.
by LizzyB June 27, 2014
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