The most perfect girl in the world. She is loving and has a big heart. Her smile lights up the entire room. She is so very beautiful.
by bassugoat October 12, 2022

A family member that has lost their way; that is no longer adhering to the values taught at the kitchen table; that is not living by those values or being a supporting member of the family
My sister in law is being A Kim or a Kirk. She won't even listen to my truth or be there for me as family should be.
by Homo on the Range May 6, 2024

To be assassinated or targeted, especially for speaking out against Israel or expressing controversial political opinions about Israel.
• “Johnny was kirked last year after his protest speech.”
• “Be careful, man — you don’t wanna get kirked.”
• “Be careful, man — you don’t wanna get kirked.”
by Kim Jong Drew September 25, 2025

The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.
by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012

by Esco Da Don February 2, 2010

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.
by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024

Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!
by LizzyB June 27, 2014
