killing the wizard

Slang phrase used for urinating. Alot.

"Man, I drank way too much beer. I'll be in the john, killing the wizard."

by Bee's Knees February 3, 2010

Killing a Kitten

Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.

ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?!
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha

ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..

by Mr.Tuesday .....bitch December 21, 2009

kellian

A person that don't take no for an answer. He keeps it real and is with his niggas no matter what. Isn't afraid to die. Fearless

Why can't you be like kellian so fearless

by Simpson1234 March 27, 2017

rat killing

See example. It translates to "Go away and do whatever you were doing before bothering me."

"Go on about your rat killing."

by Jinja September 9, 2005

Kelvin Martin

The real "50 cent" was a guy who didn't care what he did. he was feared by many people. stole from many people. but was gunned down supposebly buy a guy named "wayne perry". months ago the punk ass, fake ass, pussy ass, bitch ass, wannabe gangsta ass, dick in da ass muthafucka 50 cent finally paid for his head stone.

(kelvin "50 cent" martin if he were still alive.) Who am I gonna rob, kill, or beat the shit outta. today i know I'll take out that punk bitch who stole my name.
(kelvin "50 cent" martin if he were still alive.) Hey!!! u da bitch who stole my name imma fuckin kill u
(50 cent the bitch rapper.) naw man i didn't take your name ( pushing buttons and whispering in phone.) police this is curtis jackson i need help this guy gon kill help arrest him do sumthin.
(Sirens, police) kelvin martin your coming with me your doing life.
(rapper 50) ha ha ha thats what u get for messin with a snitch. ha ha nigga i told u nigga.
(the real 50 cent) fuck you (shooting and hitting people.)
(rapper 50 Crying ) aw man u killed the cops man
(the real 50 pissed) yea and now its your turn bitch. (gun shot) punk.

by Joker 14 September 2, 2006

Kelwin

The sexiest piece of meat & such a awesome guy that I like a lot :) he rocks the planet :) and mainly my heart :) this boykjie :) he makes all the pain of everything around me go away:) boy you're thee best:)

Kelwin Pettigrew :)

by sarah katt dee May 2, 2011

Kelli-ann

refering to an exotic bird usually found in the rain forrests of the netherlands. Tipically seen mooching off of the june bugs in the southern valleys. completely out of the ordinary and extremely rare. Each and every single one of them have one distincitve feature, on their left foot there second claw is longer than the first. They are extremely terrible at flirting but can show you a good time.
Warning they have coarse chest hair, so think twice before running your fingers through it.

I saw a kelli-ann swoop past my left ear today.

by yAKATOOSHI CHOO October 8, 2008