Kurt Cobain's Killer

Himself because he sucked at life and music Courtney love didn't do it you cock heads. Look up Elliott Smith For a real Musician or the best one form the 90's

Kurt Cobain Said I suck let me lay down and shoot my self with my foot cause I'm scared if I shoot my self and fall down I'll get hurt and write a shitty song about it. Courtney isn't my killer. i don't wanna be famous. * Gun Shot * weeks later Nirvana sells sky rocket.

Kurt Cobain's Killer him self

by Fuck You Cock Heads January 28, 2008

Only Kurt Cobain understands me

Stock phrase used by smelly rockers in times of despair, confusion or sexual abuse.

James: Get your hand off my leg, you smelly rocker - If I wanted trash, I'd have sex with roadkill.
Smelly Rocker: Oh God, most embarassing thing since Dad bought me that Avril Lavinge album for my birthday... Only Kurt Cobain understands me.

by jdi May 9, 2004

Come on Kurt

The ultimate family fantasy trophy is named after the most common saying of a beloved Aunt who passed a few years ago.

In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”

It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.

Player 1: “Thanks to Scott, who was the first champion of the SFFL, for his selfless dedication to aunt Margie, declining the right to name it after him for being the first winner.”

Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!

Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!

Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!

by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023

KURT

A Kurt is a dark skinned American with super dark skin

. Hey that guys a Kurt . He had the completion of a Kurt

by Sn831 June 2, 2025

"Sure Kurt"

It is a response given to someone who is telling a story which is too outlandish to be true.

"Dude, the snow drift was all the way up to the peak of the roof of my dads two story house. So I jumped it with my snowmobile." Appropriate response; "Sure Kurt"

by T-Dog. The countryboy pimp. April 11, 2009

mitch kurts

Mitch kurts is the biggest tool you could imagine and he loves penis pie

You're boyfriend is such a mitch kurts sometimes.

by Youreguyohsure May 27, 2017

Kurt

Kurt is the most awesome guy you will ever know. He is brave, strong, fun, smart, incredibly sexy and has the nicest body. Behind his appearance of bad guy hides a soft loving man. If you wanna date someone, make sure his name is Kurt. He is loyal, will take care of you, spend time with you and love you unconditionally. A lot of girls want him but doesn’t care. He wants only one special girl who will spend the rest of her life with him.

I love kurt so much

by Yourkleinebaby November 21, 2021