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Jonathan Grant

Jonathan Grant High also known as the best school in Spanish Town. Where the girls are classified as Spain twn nuns is one of the most strictest school in Jamaica.
Did you see the girl that came from Jonathan grant?
Yes, her uniform long ash
by jfgke January 2, 2023
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Jonathan Papelbon

A closer for the Boston Red Sox who single-handedly blew his team's entire 2009 season in one winning against the Angels.

When the All Star Game was held in New York in 2008 he made the mistake of saying he should close instead of Mariono Rivera. Rivera is both the Yankees' closer and best closer of all time so you think it goes without saying that he gets to close when the game is held in his team's city.

Papelbon, who is from Louisiana and probably didn't finish grade school, didn't understand this and when Yankee fans expressed their outrage at his comment, he claimed he became frightened for his pregnant wife when him and her participated in the parade before the game.

He is a complete moron and yokel who probably has sex with his sister.
Baseball fan: How did the Red Sox do in the playoffs in 2009?

Red Sox fan: They did pretty well but if it wasn't for Jonathan Papelbon who knows how far they could've gone.

Baseball fan: Yeah, he really fucked you guys huh?

Red Sox fan: Amazing how 1 guy was able to blow an entire season in 1 inning.
by HedoRick September 17, 2010
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Jonathan

A true gay hill-billy. Probably married to his brother, probably has 28 children, and most probably loves to catch catfish with his dick. You be warned, do not dare enter his swamp without his permission.
Jonathan: Ma there's another gator in the house!

Jonathan's ma: Another gator?! Give me that shovel!
by Tutankhamun1 October 30, 2013
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Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM
wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.
by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011
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JONATHAN WATSON

A LIMPET, VAJAY-JAY, WEE POTATO EATING LEPRECHAUN, WANKER
JONATHAN WATSON LIKES TO GO HUG A ROCK FOR FUN AND PLAY HOT POTATO WITH HIS KINFOLKS THE LEPRECHAUNS.
by AGNUS_EDITH August 16, 2011
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jonathan

damn jonathan u have big cock
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Jonathan Alder High School

2010 Div 2 Baseball State Champions (34-0) Only 25 teams nationaly to go undefeated to with a state title with Alder being the 25th BEST DAMN BASEBALL TEAM EVER!
by BigDongChong June 14, 2011
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