Jordan

Jordan is a girl with a hot @$$ that can squeeze your dick with her vag so hard that you'll cum too fast.

I totally hooked up with a Jordan last night, it was the best 5 seconds EVER!!

by Murray FrogsFrogs August 11, 2010

Jordan

A bad bitch

Damn that kid was being a jordan last night!

by k.k.g May 21, 2011

Jordan

GAY, thats it no more nothing else

jordan is a HOMO, there is no more examples

by rasta binladen October 1, 2007

Jordans

Slang for 23-inch tire rims. The term is in reference to Michael Jordan's jersey number 23.

"Are those 21-inch rims on your Impala?"
"No man, them be Jordans."

by Richard Roundtree May 20, 2006

Jordan

disabled

Girl 1: OMG! EW WHO IS THAT!
Girl 2: He's disabled, he must be a Jordan

by coochiebanditjuan February 26, 2019

Jordan

A half beast half troll that never relies on facts or probability to succeed in his ventures. His only guiding sense is his glowing beard that lights up when he's about to do something correct, just in case. He also has the ability to make a good pizza and vanish from thin air in the midst of his mortal enemy LAPD.

Who took all the lightbulbs out of the sockets?

Its was Jordan, he's building a fire.

by dragonking December 26, 2012

Jordan

A medicated pot head whos diet consists of peanut butter and jellys, chicken nuggets, diet coke , and french fries. he is extremely smart, but fails in school because he is to fucking lazy. this nigga spends 80% of his life playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. usually stays high for 20 hours strait

Person 1 : Jordan, you do that homework ?

Jordan : Dude, we fucking had homework last night ?

Person 1 : Ahhh, WOW

Jordan : SO, wanna shmoke !

by fezaboy December 12, 2009