A jock-a-versity is an institution where the jockular values of athletics trump the life of the mind, where tailgating and the big Saturday game get more attention than academic pursuits.
Most universities today meet the definition of a jock-a-versity, especially the BCS institutions. They play athletics on a professional level, pandering to an undergraduate student body that values highly attending sports events and partying.
by Circus Room October 21, 2011
Get the jock-a-versitymug. Someone of non Scottish origin who has lived in Scotland long enough to pick up the language,slang and mannerisms of a Scot and to the non Scots ear may sound Scottish but is infact not.May even on occassion claim to be Scottish.Usually given away by a twang of their original accent,a healthy complexion or lack of ginger hair.
"Plastic" as in fake.
"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.
"Plastic" as in fake.
"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.
by Haggis0 July 6, 2009
Get the Plastic Jockmug. Also known as Jock's Delight, this beverage consists of any flavor of Gatorade mixed with rum. Results in speedy intoxication. Loved by jocks, because they are used to drinking Gatorade 24/7.
Tim: Hey Seth you want to party tonight?
Seth: for sure!
Tim: Down for some Jock Juice?
Seth: Aren't I always?
Seth: for sure!
Tim: Down for some Jock Juice?
Seth: Aren't I always?
by Larry Meathead June 19, 2007
Get the Jock Juicemug. by Eye to the Tron February 1, 2008
Get the dildo jockmug. Often refering to a freakishly large, monster sized, big black continental African, Elephant caliber member.
Most commonly used to describe the act of being ass raped by a Sudanese Elephant dong. The orignators of this term, while working in the Bering Sea, commonly used this term to emphasize how shitty something is.
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A beer drinking game, using Keystone Lights' "Can-Hole" case. While creating effing ridiculous rules as you go.
Most commonly used to describe the act of being ass raped by a Sudanese Elephant dong. The orignators of this term, while working in the Bering Sea, commonly used this term to emphasize how shitty something is.
or
A beer drinking game, using Keystone Lights' "Can-Hole" case. While creating effing ridiculous rules as you go.
We have been taking 40ft waves all day. "I know, we are getting boom jocked."
This weed sucks, that dealer straight boom jocked us.
Were almost out of beer, fucking "BOOM JOCKED".
I'm getting Boom Jocked by my slutty, whore of an ex-wife in divorce court.
My chemistry teachers final examination was a thorough boom jocking.
Dont steal that car, or else your gonna get fucking boom jocked in prison.
This weed sucks, that dealer straight boom jocked us.
Were almost out of beer, fucking "BOOM JOCKED".
I'm getting Boom Jocked by my slutty, whore of an ex-wife in divorce court.
My chemistry teachers final examination was a thorough boom jocking.
Dont steal that car, or else your gonna get fucking boom jocked in prison.
by PartyboyTSIRedNeck July 7, 2011
Get the Boom Jockmug. A type of young person with both jock and hipster artsy characteristics.
One who plays the varsity sports and gets the hot chicks while also participating in unjockly like activities such as painting and drawing, writing, acting, and taking drugs. They have an undetermined future and are consistently lost. They are usually self centered but can be quite charming at times.
One who plays the varsity sports and gets the hot chicks while also participating in unjockly like activities such as painting and drawing, writing, acting, and taking drugs. They have an undetermined future and are consistently lost. They are usually self centered but can be quite charming at times.
The character of Aron Ralston played by James Franco in 127 Hours is a bohemian jock.
David Duchovny is a bohemian jock in almost every role he plays.
Indiana Jones is a bohemian jock. While deeply interested in the arts, literature, and knowledge, he also kills people and gets with good looking women.
David Duchovny is a bohemian jock in almost every role he plays.
Indiana Jones is a bohemian jock. While deeply interested in the arts, literature, and knowledge, he also kills people and gets with good looking women.
by Lyle Pratt April 5, 2011
Get the Bohemian Jockmug.