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Jizz-Rangoon

The act of busting a mad nut in a fruit rollup, then wrapping it in a Crab-Rangoon manner and presenting it to your female companion for the most delightful and delicious consumption.
I gave my girl a Jizz-Rangoon the other day; We've never been so close in my life.
by Bcon2Gone December 13, 2013
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Sneeze-Jizz

n. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The substance that is projected from one's mouth while coughing or sneezing.
v. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The act of projecting mucus-like substance from one's mouth onto someone else while sneezing or coughing.
n. "Dude, where did that sneeze-jizz come from?"
v. "Woah! You totally sneeze-jizzed on me!"
by Blake Torres May 11, 2008
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jizz whisperer

TV series about a ghost whisperer who stopped talking to the dead to started giving happy endings to the living.
Come to the light little sperm. I'm the jizz whisperer.
by Pepe99 May 31, 2016
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Phantom Jizz

No not ectoplasm, but this is when your cum runs down your arm or hand and you wash it off, then you feel it dried after trying to clean it off.You can feel a dry path od were your cum was.This probably won't come up in conversations....
Kid thinking to himself," Oh shit I just showered but I still feel my phantom jizz, I need to wash my arm again."
by goodduck4 June 28, 2014
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jizz-riddled

To be completely soaked/inundated with semen. Can apply to people or inanimate objects.
1. We've been having sex all day. I am completely jizz-riddled from head to toe.

2. Look at that poor bukake girl- her face is jizz-riddled!

3. I jerked him off several times last night. My sheets and blanket are jizz-riddled.
by Rosa Sparks February 17, 2014
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Diet jizz

The semen of a man who has had a vacesctomy
Dont worry about getting pregnant baby, i've got diet jizz.
by Elegendary August 3, 2016
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Jizz Princess

Hey bro isn't Veronica such a jizz princess?

Oh yeah man, total slut
by TheButtSmuggler March 9, 2012
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