JAN

An acronym that stands for Jew, Ape, Nigger. It is an adjective used to describe someone who is greedy, idiotic, and cringe.

Person 1: Did you know Christen broke into your home, stole your wallet and banged your girl last night?

Person 2: He did that?! Im gonna find this JAN and beat the shit out of him.

by Mr. Moomoomooo October 3, 2020

Jan Pono

People who are named Jan Pono are brutally honest, sarcastic, has the world's sexiest legs, overall super sexy and most importantly thicc.

Ava: Whow she's pretty thicc.

Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!

Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.

by Jamal Has the nine October 14, 2020

Jan tan

Short for "January tan" which can mean either a winter wind burn/frostbite from extreme cold or a actual subtle tan from an abnormally warm and sunny winter day in January.

Whoa dude, you sure got a nice "Jan tan" over the past weekend.

by RBike January 13, 2013

Jan's disease

A disease which is carried by John Becker or its offspring produced. Common symptoms are sporadic gayness, finding new friends to see, and other gay stuf, usually breaks all the rules of the bro code

Damn John really has Jan's disease. That hits contagious

by Pimpdaddy696967 September 2, 2013

bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex

Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"

by Hosier March 2, 2011

Jan gunnar

A Suggs sub slut who loves men

Jan Gunnar is such a Jan Gunnar

by Karet2 October 16, 2023

Crackalie jans

A methed out junkie dog wanted in most of south Gippsland. Will suck any cock for rock. Always found in a hottie roarting locals

Did you know Crackalie jans is found in your local meth den with 20-50 men at a time

by Mrjesusmum November 19, 2023