Piping mince

Squeezing meat through a tight hole

Originally from Scotland:

“Och hinny I’d love tae piping mince up ye!”

by tatties mince piper September 28, 2023

paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

Split The Pipes

When you send that soccer ball into the back of the box with authority!

Holy Cow...Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

by The real Johnny S August 18, 2022

slanging pipe

having sex

“Dylan why’d you get back so late?”
“I was slanging pipe with this total babe”

by piperlikestopipe May 3, 2019

leg pipe

the tube like section of fabric formed around the leg from the hem of the pants up to the crotch

"Aaaaaah, there's a bug crawling up my leg pipe!"

by scheerio December 1, 2014

pipe god

Normally describes a person very good at laying the pipe also known as having sex with girls. A pipe god also normally has sex with a lot of women.

Did you hear about John and Dianna?
Yep John is a pipe god he gets with so many girls!

by YRN smoove August 21, 2016

Roper pipe

A pipe not secluded behind a wall and often unecessarily bent up to four times. Ghetto-rigged.
A pipe that is exposed usually against building codes.

Dude, what we need is to connect a Roper pipe to save this bitch from flooding.

by Chumanzee August 1, 2012