by shlaynana May 16, 2023
Get the ass in the morningmug. The act of reengaging in sexual intercourse specific to penetration with a woman the morning after an initial primary engagement. This act affirms to both parties that the act the night before was not simply a drunken mistake.
by Hooter McGiverton June 27, 2014
Get the morning stabmug. by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 30, 2019
Get the Morning pussymug. the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
Get the morning turdmug. A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.
Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)
by CandyCup August 6, 2011
Get the morning melonsmug. When a woman wakes up with a female version of morning wood, and rides the morning wood until she gets filled with the morning sap.
Crystal woke up this morning with a morning wood beside her, so she climbed on and extracted the morning sap.
Jene and Frank enjoy seeing the morning sap ooze from the morning wood.
Alice really has a bad case of the morning sap while she walks around at work.
Jene and Frank enjoy seeing the morning sap ooze from the morning wood.
Alice really has a bad case of the morning sap while she walks around at work.
by Lars Dav March 3, 2017
Get the Morning Sapmug. The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.
by Zarathud December 10, 2010
Get the Morning Clumsinessmug.