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closet mama

He told me he wants me for his closet mama. No one can know or his wife might find out.
by Sparky71 January 19, 2018
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closet people

Someone you meet on a social media app who are shady about their true identity
I can't message with you any more, I'm not into closet people

I blocked Matthew, he was too closet people
by Sunlightgirl July 8, 2017
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closet liker

(On Facebook) When you avoid commenting or clicking the "like" button on the things someone posts because you don't want to let on that you like this person.
Girl: I really like the things this guy posts on his wall but I'm afraid to click "like" because then he'll think I like him... I do like him, but I would rather find other ways to approach him.
Friend: You're such a closet liker. Just be aware that if you avoid liking or commenting then he may think you aren't interested and you won't get his attention. On the other hand, if you "like" too much, then you're a like-stalker and might scare him away… it's a catch-22.
by snowscape January 7, 2011
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closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish to hide or try not to get "caught"
Eric and I were closet fucking so that his friend Jenny wouldn't hear us while she was playing Call of Duty. After we were done closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny. February 2016
by POTtybreak August 25, 2016
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Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
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Closet Catholic

Someone that secretly believes in the Catholic faith,but does not officially convert to it.
protestant 1 : my fellow protestant friend is explaining how saints and catholic theology actually works and he is not even catholic.

protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.
by 777Boy July 11, 2022
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Closet Trumpeter

Noun. A person who is afraid of admitting they are voting for Donald Trump in fear of various events happening, including but not limited to: being disowned; getting a divorce; breaking up with their significant other; and/or being murdered.
Matteo: Have you decided who you are voting for?
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.

Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.
by TheMissQueeny September 15, 2016
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