My girl invited me up to play some bed yahtzee, and I was all excited until I got up there and she hands me 5 dice.
by marxizzle May 14, 2014
Get the Bed Yahtzeemug. by JimboJones1 December 14, 2011
Get the bed gnomemug. The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.
Scenario:
Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.
Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!
Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.
Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!
by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019
Get the Bed Sittingmug. by SwagMafia July 16, 2016
Get the Water the Bedmug. When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed
by Alester December 24, 2020
Get the Murphy beddedmug. by aswbduevhwc;uggggggggggggggggg October 21, 2020
Get the Tuck'er to bedmug. A bed bug is a person that you don't have to beg to get into bed. often associated with mud crickets, but a lot easier to sleep with
Brad joked with Ashley about sleeping with her. Two seconds later she was taking him to the bedroom for sex. If she's that easy she must be a bed bug.
by Gibblits June 4, 2018
Get the bed bugmug.