empty chair

Any uncomfortable moment during a political stump speech.

"Did you notice that Chris Christie barely even mentioned Mitt Romney in his speech at the Republican National Convention?"

"Yeah, it was a total empty chair."

by dscully September 5, 2012

Wheel Chair

we'll share

hey man, did you get me a forty?, no but dont worry, wheel chair

by JesusDidntTap2011 April 4, 2009

Lawn Chair

to fold up like a chair after being hit

Damn did you see that tackle, he folded like a "Lawn Chair".

by SkinnyJoe666 February 9, 2010

jesus chair

chair of jesus, where jesus' bum sat

"i want to sit in the jesus chair!!"

by dicktofer October 28, 2007

Table with no chair

a table with no chairs you fucking idiot

There is a table with no chairs.

by Zhio March 27, 2022

Chair Tuna

The built up secretions in a vagina after stting in a chair for long periods of time

Kelly was sitting in class so long i could smell her chair tuna all the way down the hallway

by KDOG AND NOODLES June 21, 2011

chair pop

An awkward moment when someone gets so carried away by something that they pop off their chairs and stand up, looking stupid.

Francis got so into the lecture that she gave an involuntary chair pop.

by INbOXx101 February 21, 2012