Hooker Pirate

A girl who is a stupid skank.

Yo that girl is a smelly hooker pirate.

by fastenfurryous January 24, 2012

hooker-antics

Shady or scandalous antics that are often typical of hookers.

He always fucks with hookers. When they roll him he acts shocked as if he's new to their hooker-antics.

by mmeez January 26, 2020

Booger Hooker

A sex worker who deals specifically with fetishes of the nose. This can include urethral insertion, or any other sexual gratification dealing with the nose/snot.

Did you see Bert last night?
Yup, that fat ass was nose deep in his booger hooker.
Oof.

by DJ Dad Mouth July 04, 2019

Hooker ATM

The ATM machine nestled away in a corner of a hotel lobby, often used to procure currency to contribute to a nice young lady's college fund.

"A hundred bucks? OK see you in a bit." Commences to go to the Hooker ATM to withdrawal $100 before going back to his heel room.

by Kong August 18, 2015

Knotty Hooker

Someone who crochets

Jenny is a knotty Hooker, she will crochet anywhere.

by Penelope peapod May 31, 2021

feeling hooker

1. noun. someone who helps you work out your problems for money.

That feeling hooker really helped me get over that horrible break up.

by J-man123 December 17, 2012

The hooker no looker

The hooker no looker is when a guy grabs his digidi dog and holds it than proceeds to look away and nut than starts spraying on that hoe or guy if ur gay like ethan

Yessssssssssssss daddy said seleena hit me with the hooker no looker

by Ivegivenuponlife May 22, 2019