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Hog princess 

A large pickup truck that is always perfectly clean because it was purchased to project masculinity and not for its intended purpose of supporting hard manual labor. Commonly found in Texas and the bordering states.
Had to park in the other lot 'cuz some jackass double-parked his sparkly-clean F-150...goddamn hog princess.
Hog princess by Asterizk May 7, 2022
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Hog rider 

-hey bro did you watc-
-HOG RIDAAAA
-what
-HOG RIDAAAA
-Marvin please I've already lost angela i don't want to lose you too
-HOG RIDAAAA
-MARVIN! Gods sake PLEASE MARVIN STOP
-HOG RI(hel-)DAAAA
-MARVIN I KNEW YOU WERE STILL IN THERE WAIT IMA CALL 911 STAY HERE
-HOG RI(hur)DAA(ry!)AA
-HELLO 911? MY FRIEND HAS BEEN AFFECTED WITH THE HOG RIDER SICKNESS SEND HELP QUICK
-No worries sir we're sending a team out now
-THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! MARVIN, MARVIN! Where are...you
-..........Hog.....Rider...
-POLICE PUT YO HANDS UP IN THE AIR NOW
-Sir I-its too late, we should probably leave before this-
-NO, WE'RE NOT LEAVING!
(Marvin in deep hog rider voice) -Who's this "we're"
(police looks around)
...no...NO...NO-

Hog ridaaa.
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Hog Rider 

Hog rider is a character from clash of clans often used in meme culture, but most of the people use him are trying to blur the line of "funny" and "racism," unknowingly creating a new genre, "Racist humor." Splendid
Guy 1: I'm going to deploy my hog riders
Guy 2: HOG RIDAAAAA
Guy 1: please shut the fuck up

hog city 

An expression used to give one license to whatever they want.
“Should I combine lindsay and kitty?”

“It’s hog city baby, hog city.”
hog city by honk it, girl June 25, 2022
To want to become a wh*re after a relationship ends. Wanting to sleep with multiple random women etc.
He said : I’m Hog off now. ( after his gf broke up with him )
Hog Off by Tehemokdgj August 7, 2022

Hog Hopping

Assisting the police when not asked. Usually always in a way that satisfies as urge to commit violence.
We went hog hopping last night and helped the cops beat down a juggalo with his own 2 liter of Faygo.
Hog Hopping by THELonni September 2, 2022

Hog Snobber 

Shut up you Hog Snobber!”
Hog Snobber by Classybitchface September 10, 2022