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To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "

Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.

What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010
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Being a Heather

Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.
You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.
by Piedmontdegen July 16, 2022
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heather

A beautiful and inspiring person. Somebody others can look up to and be like, although, you can never be as great as a heather.
‘She is such a heather!’
by subscribetomizzyglizzy June 3, 2023
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Heather

She’s as beautiful outside as she is inside, gives her whole self to those she loves, and stronger than she’ll ever give herself credit for. She’s embodies kindness and compassion.
“Oh, Heather? Yeah she’s a sweet baby angel!”
by Eiram Annail May 24, 2021
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Pau is heather

Pau is the cutest and most caring boyfriend ever with the cutest most most wholesome smile ever what will always calm you when you‘re sad, and the most beautiful body that I adore much, He‘s a very sexy boy and he‘s character is very kind, loyal and amazing in general, you can laugh with him all the time, he‘s the best you can ever imagine.
‚Pau is heather‘ means that every part of pau is perfect and made of gold
by L5xcas December 29, 2020
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Jaidyn Heather

an absolute Mad Fucking Lad, a truly unexplainable person.
the guy from the brother was an absolute Jaidyn Heather
by (not nedyaj) August 22, 2022
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heather

The boys: she's a heather
i wanna be pretty like that heather
by ElleTheHoe March 12, 2021
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