hdjf

Pee Pee Poo 💩

I like to go hdjf when I have to go pee pee poo 💩

by htoob ronnoc September 29, 2020

P.H.D.

Player
Hating
Dickhead (or just dick).

Nas also said P.H.D. in Belly in the scene when DMX beats Black Naked in the basement. He said “He’s One of those PHD niggas though. A Player Hating Dickhead”

by _Howdyss_ September 21, 2015

HDB

Referring to a guy: Hot Douche Bag

Referring to a girl: Hot Dumb Bitch

It seems the hotter people are the dumber they get. Attractiveness and intelligence has to somehow be correlated. Let's just be honest, the uglier ones try harder.

Ashley: Hey Britanny, meet any guys at the club last night?

Britanny: No, they were all HDBs. What's new, all the hot ones are either, dumb or assholes.

by Marlyn June 2, 2007

H.D.(HUMPTY DUMPTY)

H.D. is a short fat bald man who does nothing but talks about his ancient yet insignifcant military career, and also who wants to fuck john cary in the ass. This person also has sexual relations with his cat named wanda.

H.D. if you look at shirley's ass one more time you ass is fired.

by Team Mopar November 17, 2004

hdiaondwofcnuefn

An abstract manifestation of a subconscious anus

In John's point of view, the hdiaondwofcnuefn is being interpretted by others in an overly serious manner.

by D'Brickashaw July 30, 2008

hdofu

Short for Hope Dimond of Fucked Uppidness

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

hdotty

A man, who used to be the guy. But lost major points when he tried to capture Marilyn's heart. He still is known to keep it G though.

Person 1: Hey you 'member hdotty
Person 2: Yeah, Marilyn was talking to him
Person 1: Well, not anymore!
Person 2: Yeah, nigga is crazy
Person 1: Dude, is looney tunes.
Person 5: But, he still keeps it G.!
Person 10: Ain't nothing going on but some H-dot music!
Person 2: No wonder they call 'em the Modern Day Villain!
Marilyn: No, he's still cute though. : )

by hdiato September 7, 2010