Gediminas Gurgles

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Lithuania, similar to Montezuma’s Revenge and Bali Belly. Usually of a loose and oily consistency. Commonly experienced by non-Lithuanian spouses of Lithuanians when visiting the homeland and unaccustomed to excessive pork dishes.

Citation: AT/CO, 2025

Man, we just landed in Vilnius to see the grandparents and I’ve already got the Gediminas Gurgles…

by Oscar Chow July 10, 2025

Sea lion gurgle

When a woman who is fat and distrusting girgles, at the end of oral, like a sea lion regurgitating a rotten fish.

I was sleeping with this old bitch in Florida that would sea lion gurgle every nite. Candy was her name and she was hoe AF.

by Randy Leighy October 2, 2019

on the gurge

barfing.

"Awh, bro, did you just go on the gurge on the floor?" "wat" "Don't tell me you just barfed all over the floor!"

by AbsoluteHooman89 August 15, 2020

thick as a Gurkhas forskin

Someone who is lacking in common sense or knowledge,

“your as thick as a Gurkhas forskin”

by Welshman92 January 10, 2024