Gooch's Dilemma

The Gooch’s Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.

Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?

Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!

Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…

by sarcastic_comment March 12, 2010

Gooche letting

The act of cutting your gooche open and letting the blood run into your blood hole.

"yeah, the other night I got bored, so I decided a little gooche letting was in order."

by Bud is good June 3, 2009

doing a gooch

meaning to tell a lie or stage a hoax, which you then believe yourself and to then panic when you realise the jokes gone too far

doing a gooch - "im going to be on britains got talent"

by VirtigoX May 23, 2010

big gooch

its a gooch that is 4 meters long

u have jeans but i still see ur huge gooch. big gooch

by goochmaster134 December 31, 2013

Gooch Dick

When somebody has a lower than average penis. Sometimes located near the gooch.

"Yo man, you're dick is so low"
"Yee, I know. Totally got a gooch dick, Bro"

by Gooch Dick February 15, 2015

ape gooch

When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.

She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.

I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.

You have an ape gooch.

Your ape gooch had a musky stench.

by Chi facebook March 3, 2016

gooch sauce

Gooch sauce is the liquid between a man's ballsack and butthole aka the perineum. Some may say it has a strong musky smell to it while others may find it alluring. During sexual encounters, one may lick another's gooch to taste the sauce all the while creating unerving body spasm that releases a sexual euphoric squeal that can't be contained

John had his gooch sauce lapped up by his dog during a weird sexual experiment in his teenage years. He regrets the experience but not the sensation.

by altoid51 August 16, 2017