gruts

grape shaped nuts

Did you get hit in your gruts?

by anonymous October 20, 2021

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Guts night

A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!

Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.

Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"

Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"

by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021

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Gutscle

A singular exterior abdominal muscle that is commonly seen in people over the age of 30 and typically associated with the Dad-Bod framed male specimen. Also referred to as a "1-pack" and "Table Muscle".

Silas could barely sit in the booth because Marshall's gutscle was pushing the table across the room.

by Marshall Mattrz September 13, 2021

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