Gutscle

A singular exterior abdominal muscle that is commonly seen in people over the age of 30 and typically associated with the Dad-Bod framed male specimen. Also referred to as a "1-pack" and "Table Muscle".

Silas could barely sit in the booth because Marshall's gutscle was pushing the table across the room.

by Marshall Mattrz September 13, 2021

guscles

A gay man's muscles. They appear large but in reality they serve no purpose.

Michael was admiring his boyfriends guscles after their docking session.

by Gmilla April 10, 2009

gutsicles

A protruding sack of fat which extends from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area

Check out the gutsicles on that guy!

by nj_peanut November 8, 2010

gütschle

When you nearly have to puke and a little bit of your lunch travels up your throat, but you are able to prevent anything worse from happening.

Dude, i think that doobie after so much alcohol was a bad idea, i think i have to gütschle

by Meinnickname April 12, 2017

gutsche

someone who has autism

ay gutsche, did you already open gutsche-senf-engineering?

by pherlosbunker September 20, 2023